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Thursday, February 10, 2005  

I've posted numerous articles about karaoke & pointed out that despite the wholesomeness (people shooting each others brains out the moment they hear 'and now the end is near' doesn't count), its never without its fair share of politics. Here's an amusing story.

This Indian guy by the name of Dennis is a karaoke addict & frequents a lot of joints. Not only is he horrible but has this habit of putting in 10 obscure songs & complains if he doesnt get up & sing all of them, no matter how busy the place is. In short, he is a wanker. Anyhow, he was at his usual Thursday gig. This karaoke pub is not the place to sing ballads as most patrons are youngish & they love their grog. Try singing 'Three Times A Lady' in front of a rowdy bunch of people and you'll see what I mean. Dennis sang 'Breakfast At Tiffanys' at an annoying key so the KJ (karaoke jockey) decided to increase the tempo a bit. Naturally, since Dennis cant sing, it got worse cos not only was he singing off key but out of sync with the beat. He realized that some people were hissing so he chucked the mic & argued with the KJ calling him an 'Aussie bastard'. A heated argument ensued to the point that Dennis brought up the race factor calling the KJ a Neo-nazi. The KJ got fed up & called security, consequently barring Dennis on all his shows. Dennis brought up the issue on this where2sing.com website threatening legal actions not only on the KJ but also the website owner for spilling the story (without naming names). The issue died down a bit but the story circulated not only at Sydney karaoke bars but the whole of Australia.

I've known this clown for 3 years & although I have no issues with him (I dont mind people who cant sing for shit cos I'm not that great either), I've noticed that he has worn out the patience of a lot of KJs with his incessant whinges about a) not getting enough songs b) people singing ahead of him c) wrong key d) unupdated songlist. I went to Menzies hotel last night where he's one of the regulars & he was absent. Probably he was disgusted with how people didn't give a toss about the apparent 'racism' or maybe he was too embarassed. While the Sydney karaoke scene lost one of its 'characters' that also means that 4-5 or even 10 available slots for those who, like Dennis loves to sing as many songs as they can.


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