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Monday, May 17, 2004  

I'm a sports fan & I love sports discussions but this Greek loser annoyed the fuck out of us last night by talking non-stop sports for the whole 3 hours. That made one guy leave the table with the parting words 'mate, you sure you have a life outside sports'? What annoyed us most specially was that we were there to play trivia, and we took this guy because he's a sports whiz. But everytime some sporting event flash on TV he would make a comment or two about it. I briefly exploded and told him to focus on the trivia coz he was like blabbering in the middle of one question being asked by the compere. And we can all tell that he bullshits a lot even saying that he saw 21 events during the Sydney olympics. Apparently he was there during the opening ceremonies, when Ian Thorpe won the 400-m event, when Cameroon beat Spain in football, blah blah. I was tempted to say, 'man even with all the money you have, getting to one event is hard enough' but he could be telling the truth so I shut up. I stumped him a little bit when I injected a little NBA in the conversation. And that fartface had the gall to tell me that basketball is shit (sadly thats the consensus in Australia). He went on and on and on....and that bored even the most hardened sports buff in the house.

I hope I didn't bore you with this hehehe.


posted by uging | 6:54 PM


Sunday, May 09, 2004  

It was a fantastic night last Friday. Karaoke grandfinals was on again and the quality of the field is so good that two past winners didn't even run a place. Eventual winner was Jennifer, a Pinay who's a clone of Nanette Medved. She sang 'Run To You' which I hated but to quote Tarantino as a guest judge on American Idol, 'she made me forget that I hated that song' :D. For an encore she also did a song that probably is the #2 worst song of all time on my list, that ghastly 'I Will Always Love You' but again, she did it so well that I fell in love with her bwahaha. This Islander-looking dude named 'T' came second and deservedly so with a flawless rendition of 'Back At One'. And Australian Karaoke Idol winner, a Maltese dude by the name of Johnny B, came third with the Tom Jones classic 'Green Green Grass of Home'. I sang Edwin McCain's 'Ill Be' and I'm just pleased that I didn't stuff it up or else I would've shot myself coz my mum had to move her flight back to the Philippines just to see what the fuss is all about. Everyone seemed to have enjoyed themselves although I had to take mum to the airport early morning with a major HO.

I hope you guys vote wisely. Vote for someone you don't have to throw out or impeach within the next year.


posted by uging | 5:22 PM


Monday, May 03, 2004  

One of the best e-mails I've received. Maybe you've read this already but I'll share it anyway:

LIFE IN A MAYONAISE JAR

Take the time to read this

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar....and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them
into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the
jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if
the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty
space
between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

1. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children,
your
health, your friends, your favorite passions-- things that if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

2. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your
house, your car.

3. The sand is everything else--the small stuff."
" If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you
spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never
have room for the things that are important to you. So pay attention to
the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children.

Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play
another 18.

There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal."
"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer
represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to
show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always
room for a couple of beers."


posted by uging | 5:06 PM


Sunday, May 02, 2004  

SPOILER ALERT: Kill Bill Vol 2.

Saw the second installment last Wednesday & wasn't all that impressed. I guess I expected a lot more GORE but by QT standards, this one didn't deliver (the eyeball scene was just about it). Then again, I watched 'Reservoir Dogs' (for the 543th time) over the weekend & it was the least violent of all Tarantino flicks. Perhaps what made KB2 'different' is the dramatic angle at the end of the movie. I never expected a Tarantino movie to have that sort of twist. I've read KB2 spoilers even before KB1 was shown & thought it was pure rubbish. But yeah, those spoilers indeed were accurate. I'd rather have Thurman chop Carradine's head off in a battle-royale, Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris 'Return of the Dragon' type of ending, but it wasn't so here. QT should've stuck with the old formula; the B-movie, nonsensical kind of ending. After all, this is a homage to kung fu flicks. And since when did a kung fu movie have this kind of twist? Or maybe it's just the 4 schooners of lager I had before I saw the movie?


posted by uging | 10:43 PM
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