urban wanderer


Tuesday, August 31, 2004  

I recently got digital cable installed & the good thing about it is you don't have to ring your provider if you want to watch pay per view or if you want to subscribe to channels that you initially don't have. All you have to do is enter your PIN & press select. So last night I was flicking on the remote & saw 'Debbie Does Dallas' back to back with 'Deep Throat'. I never subscribe to these porno channels as they are only R-rated & you don't get to see 'real' action so I reckon its a waste of money. But I've seen hundreds x-rated flicks & yet I've never seen these 2 which are widely considered to be the benchmark. So curiosity got the better of me & decided to check it out. Its only 6 bucks anyway. And boy did I freakin wasted that 6 bucks. Its like a more hardcore version of 'Porkys'. The girls were fat, old & ugly. The blokes were fat, old & hairy & not as entertaining as Ron Jeremy. The only positive are the authentic tits, given the fact that 99% of today's pornstars have fake boobs. I should've used that 6 bucks on 'Lost In Translation'. Grrr.


posted by uging | 5:31 PM


Sunday, August 29, 2004  

I've been posting lame photos of my musical heroes lately. This Hall & Oates pic looks like they can't stand each other's smell while the previous Ambrosia one had this guy posing like some fag who just had an anal probe. Howell, they're from the 80s so what do you expect?

I think I'm having cold turkey as far as everything is concerned: karaoke, blogging, trivia, grog, women (bwahaha whatever), chatting. Dunno why but I guess its just one of those usual phases where I don't give crap about anything. Its just like that Ren & Stimpy episode where Ren had double personality: Evil Ren & Apathy Ren. Right now, I'm Apathy Uging.


posted by uging | 6:03 PM


Tuesday, August 17, 2004  

I have yet to get a decent sleep since this stupid Olympics started. Last night I had to stay up coz I dont want to miss the swimming finals, especially that 4x200 which the Americans won by a whisker. Afterwards it was the basketball game between the US team & Greece. Hehe remember this Greek dude who I've mentioned in my previous entries? He was so adamant 'bout the Greeks thrashing the Yanks. Fair enough. Greece is stronger than Puerto Rico, who as we all know caused the upset of the century couple of days ago. And the Greeks thrashed Australia, an international powerhouse. But to judge the Americans as damaged goods coz of that loss against PR, like what this Greek did (ok his name is George), is delusional. Can't wait to mouth off & rub it in when we do our trivia tonight. And how about the Thorpedo? Just as everyone were jumping on the Phelps bandwagon, Thorpey found a way to dig deep & silence his critics with that famous 200m win. Phelps is extremely talented & can even surpass Thorpe's achievements but its not his time just yet. Yes I have been staying awake but its bloody worth it.


posted by uging | 4:19 PM
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